Newton's Third Law of Motion

I hit you, you hit floor.

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law

by Xajdyn March 27, 2013

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009