honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021

Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 13, 2016

Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 13, 2010

Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015