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linda

The best girlfriend to ever exist in the history of girlfriends, the most beautiful girl on earth, if you were to see her you'd get jealous of her boyfriend. If you leave her, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

linda's eyes are the cutest, most adorable things you'll ever see. Her smile will make you smile right back, and her body... lets just say its pretty effin hot.

Although she may seem cute and innocent, she does have a less innocent side, but that side is reserved for her boyfriend.
I love linda
by cutiesboyfriend April 20, 2023
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Linda from Italy

A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.
Hi, it's Linda from Italy
by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023
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Linda

Linda, a basic bitch who likes to ruin people's lives. A whore and an ugly female who only thinks of herself
"oh who is that girl?"
"oh thats Linda, she is a bitch, don't talk to her."
by jomamasougly October 6, 2022
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Linda

1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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Linda Ronstadted

Passing someone at a drag strip while drag racing. AKA Blew By You--- or the song Blue Bayou
I really Linda Ronstadted that car.
by Stupid Fast Truck December 26, 2019
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Linda

"listen Linda" Its a new way to say listen or hear me with focus and no interruption.
Last slide of presentation: Thank you for linda guys!
by Panda was here April 24, 2024
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