When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.
Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.
by tomkru July 28, 2015
That dude be payin' $100 a month for some kung fool lessons.
He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.
He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.
by Picklez July 11, 2006
A ,compound, word typically used for those who are generally considered idiotic or dumb
It may also be used when attempting to damage ones reputation
It may also be used when attempting to damage ones reputation
by Maddyorwhatever May 09, 2019
A prank that starts on April 1st and ends on May 1st. This here is the April Fools long con.
Not for the faint of heart - Namby-Pamby Pranksters need not apply.
Not for the faint of heart - Namby-Pamby Pranksters need not apply.
Me: I've been thinking a lot about my transition to Dolphin.
You: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about them fins.
Me: MAYPRIL FOOLS, YOU IDIOT!
You: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about them fins.
Me: MAYPRIL FOOLS, YOU IDIOT!
by Bizzmark March 22, 2016
An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.
Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.
by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020
by Kyle Wonder April 12, 2008
A pair of overly large sunglasses that cover and disguise a large portion of the face of an ugly person with bad bone structure. Once removed the true ugliness is revealed.
Tina looks like a troll without her fooled-yous on.
You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.
You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.
by SydCanSam April 02, 2009