Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Covid Cockmug. by covid-19vocabulary March 22, 2020
Get the Covid-18mug. Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.
Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.
- we were COVID cockblocked :(
Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.
- we were COVID cockblocked :(
by JosieRock May 21, 2020
Get the COVID Cockblockmug. A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
by Apeortdz November 25, 2020
Get the COVID prettymug. An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
Get the COVID Beardmug. To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
Get the Covid Catfishmug. Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Covid Spelunkermug.