Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs

does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 22, 2024

Brendan McD

A somewhat cool dude who doesn't play by the rules. Half-asses school because that motherfucker is cool. Tends to suck at everything that doesn't invole hockey or drug use. The only thing that can one-up a Brendan McD is any average Mike.

Topless Hot Chick: Brendan McD is sucha G
Hot Chick: I know I want his McD
Topless Guy: Meee tooo!!

by Not Mike P April 3, 2011

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.

Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?

Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan

by Clee torris September 6, 2022

Brendan Barry

1) Noun: the biggest bird.
2) Adjective: used to describe one of large proportions.
3)Noun: a nickname given to a person who could bankrupt a family by eating all their food.

1) Wow that Brendan Barry sure can guzzle all that food.
2) Brendan Barry, the biggest bird.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Brendan

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!

Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan

Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something

by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019