Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.

I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.

by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.

Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!

by gay is good June 7, 2018

Put a benjamin on it

Bet $100

Let’s bet who can make this shot.
Put a Benjamin on it.

by oofliqe February 12, 2021

benjamin mostoufi

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever

benjamin Mostoufi ben most ben benjamin

by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014

benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah

God Benjamin jones is such a smart person!

by The real god123456 June 21, 2017

Alec Benjamin

A hot beautiful man, now and especially 2018 like that shit sexy. But he is talented a literally better than all your shitty ass artists. He writes his lyrics and doesn’t rely on autocorrect, losers

Alec Benjamin is better than you

by AlecAlecalec February 11, 2023

Wet Benjamin

When you spit in someone’s ear and mix it with your tongue then throw up in the ear!

“Imma give you a wet Benjamin if you don’t shut up!”

by sideeyeee420 May 11, 2023