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candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!
by jack-spratt October 8, 2009
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Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008
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cringe

by botnigs October 7, 2020
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Christmas cringe

The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.
Anna from the front row actually stood there and made me open it in front of her. I couldn't pretend I had no Christmas Cringe so now she's telling everyone what a bitch I am for not liking the light-up reindeer socks she gave me.
by Jen Minola December 1, 2005
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cringe

UK slang. An extremely awkward, uncomfortable situation caused by a person, group of people or environment, causing extreme embarrassment. The resultant effect on the surrounding non-cringe people is usually shame, chagrin or vexation or a combination of these.
1. "Mate, I can't believe that Fred was wasted and tried to get with a guy. Absolute cringe."

2. "Mate, I can't believe that Fred got wasted and fell down the stairs naked in front of that girl he fancied. That was cringe. Solid banter though."

2. The epitomy of "cringe": youtube.com/watch?v=g_vqb8jkOOs
by solidbant2001 February 25, 2011
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Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

Someone who just makes you cringe so hard that they be a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby
"damn that dude is a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby
by JeffMaine June 9, 2020
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Urinal Caking

The act of trying to hit on someone standing adjacent to you while in a public restroom.

Derived from the definition of caking: the act of flirting.

A pun referring to the the Urinal Cake within the urinal of a male restroom.
"Did you hear that Joe totally picked up some other guy in the bathroom."
"Yup. They were urinal caking for about 2 minutes before they started making out."
by Mistressoftheword March 7, 2010
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