by finlessbrown@hotmail.com January 22, 2004
Get the wet sammymug. When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Get the Breakfast Sammymug. Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Get the sammy sosamug. by Jackson Pollack December 19, 2007
Get the sammy sosamug. "snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
by psychotic_eagle September 17, 2008
Get the sammy Jmug. when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.
Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"
by wellTHATsucks April 28, 2011
Get the sammi-sweetheartedmug. Hey man you coming to school today?
No, that party kept me up late last night, i'm gonna take a Sammy Day
No, that party kept me up late last night, i'm gonna take a Sammy Day
by SJM777 February 12, 2010
Get the Sammy Daymug.