A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
by Club228 June 24, 2021

When you and a pal both have to take a dump but there are no bathrooms. You look at your friend and say, "hey, we can both squat I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to shit with our hands in the mud. Can also be done on sides of a toilet.
Alan thought he would be joining James and Kevin in a yoga pose. Unfortunately he walked up on a bubba dump.
by Hunterius October 17, 2020

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by Smiffleblurf August 15, 2016

my friend went bungee dumping off a bridge and he had to throw his boxers away and burn the trash can
by guy who farts August 9, 2009

The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
by Texas Chodehouse August 28, 2021

"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007
