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kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
by greg persky May 1, 2023
mugGet the krismug.

Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
mugGet the Krismug.

Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
Bro Kris is so silly
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
mugGet the Krismug.

Kri

Beautiful,curvy,most likely to have long beautiful hair maybe locks dark brown eyes dark brown skin she’s crazy in bed and will love you tell eternity
Kri She’s Beautiful disaster don’t ever cross her or u lost her
by Beautgsmdend December 19, 2018
mugGet the Krimug.

Kris Wu

Kris Wu
Kris Wu
by Baram12 July 16, 2024
mugGet the Kris Wumug.

Dirty Kris

Dirtiest kid in school, he’s a grade 12 that fucked 8 grade 9s and got the clap
Omg did you hear Dirty Kris got the clap from a grade 9!
by Angel mojo May 19, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Krismug.

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