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arse like the top of a sauce bottle

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* Arse like a blood orange
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can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
by Bun001 August 1, 2012
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Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad

it's the new way of greeting your friends or homies with loves and affection.
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Red Rum Tomato Sauce

charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"
by manson3 May 27, 2008
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Don't touch my hot sauce

When somebody messes with something you like
I told bob don't touch my hot sauce when he tried to steal my food.
by Iimhow January 29, 2017
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eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".
My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?
by Edgecs September 6, 2017
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich

When you command a girl to make you a sandwich, and she tries to ruin it with some odd ingredient (ex. Tabasco Sauce) and it turns out being great.
This chick made me a Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich, it was great!
by Jammer99 January 28, 2011
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