ur mom

ur mom. touchdown

person: ur mom

You: touchdown!

by Er!cA-A December 09, 2021

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 25, 2019

Ur mom

A talk back that a tiny joke that can use any saying

Person 1: hey do u wan’t to eat with me
Person 2: no ur mom

by Error_no_name1234 January 07, 2022

ur mom

someone doin ur mom

person 1:im doin ur mom
person 2:UYAGWEVDYGHCUTFGC7TRC/8YF8T

by ur mom doer March 24, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom

by Ur big mommy November 08, 2022

ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 06, 2022

ur mom

A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.

person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by cokandbalz April 16, 2022