ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom last week

by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

ur mom

Hottest person in the world super hot now loose too

I think ur moms hot

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021