Urban Dictionary 

A Website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content

Me: Searches up “Dolphin”
Urban Dictionary “The Best “Animal” You can have sex with”
Me: Wow that’s urban Dictionary for ya!

Urban Dictionary by JoMamaSoFat September 28, 2021

Urban dictionary 

Wow, you must be really bored if you searched for this.

Urban dictionary, the place where everything is related to either drugs or sex.

Urban dictionary by senuvecis September 29, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.

Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!

Urban Dictionary by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021

urban dictionary 

The worst dictionary in the entire universe which talks about no logical stuff that a person with common sense knows and ends lives, full stop.

Eww, what brand is this dictionary? Oh, this is urban dictionary!

urban dictionary by anonymous November 8, 2021

Urban dictionary 

Urban Dictionary
The destroyer of true intellect and true the English language. A great big pile of crap!

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The urban dictionary is not true definition

Urban dictionary by anonymous November 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

The Urban dictionary is the thing you are using right now dumbass.
It is also how many children learn sex terms.

Man 1: HEY MAN 2
Man 2: let me out of your dungeon please...
Man 1: LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I FOUND ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY
Man 3: Where the fuck did I come from
Man 2: save me man 3
Man 3: fuck off

Urban Dictionary by Bussysaka96 November 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

Rather than reading it as Ur-ben Dictionary, it is actually Ur-Ban'd Dictionary. As in Your Banned Dictionary, because it consist of banned words that would usually be rejected from a proper Dictionary.

"Have you checked out Urban Dictionary?" - By Normies
"What the Fuck? It's Ur-ban'd Dictionary. You Big MotherFucker" - O-Mega Chad-eccus Ur-ban'd Dictionary'er User'er

Urban Dictionary by kirinji'd November 16, 2021