scum bag

A cum filled condom.

After I busted in my condom the girl next door drank it.

by Charlie Fleischer March 4, 2003

ass bag

a clumpy person who has an oversized asshole that looks like bag of shit hanging down when seen through the pants. Also referred to as a "clumpy fredwayne"

Hey Fred, what's that sac of shit hanging from your anus?? Wanye you know better....that's not shit, that's my ass bag!

by Jadee bithches July 19, 2006

d bag

a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.

John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....

by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010

Brown bag

this word means basically whatever you want it to mean. You use it in a sentence to make people around you wonder what the hell your talkind about. They'll ask, "Whats a brown bag?" I usually respond,"Sorry, can't tell you. Its a secret."

Quit brown bagin around the place like your some sort of magic man; Why can't you just be like everyone else and clean your brown bag every once in a while?

by jordan lee walker January 22, 2009

Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

Thaw bag

A person who is always unwanted and not someone who you would want to hang out with ever.

That guy is such a thaw bag

by notsomeoneyouknow January 4, 2008

Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

by berocca February 14, 2010