i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

Tea

Used to describe something that looks really good, stylish, or perfection.

“That outfit is tea! Where’d you get it?”

by Catana0717 September 8, 2025

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

Sent for tea

When you brake someone's ankles in a game. The joke is that when he falls or gets tricked and "slides" to get the ball looks like he went for tea and came back or he didn't go for the ball but to get some tea

"Ohhhh you send him for tea"
"He went straight to great Britain"
"Hahaha you got sent for tea"

by TheTrashTalikingVoc April 28, 2022

Tea over tea

Sharing Tea with someone over a serving of hot liquid leaf juice

“We still down for Tea over tea tn?”
“Yeah we should be good to go”

by RedRabbit85 December 29, 2018

Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.

I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023