The Captain John Morgan 

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

The Captain John Morgan by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

The Wallman jog 

The act of running around Wallman Hall of Fairmont State University (Located in Fairmont, WV). This is normally due to an actor's need to enter from the opposite side of the stage in a very short amount of time.

OMG! I need to enter SR in just one scene!" "Better take the Wallman jog!

The Wallman jog by Masquers chick December 4, 2010

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

The Magic Johnson 

It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!

It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO

The Magic Johnson by Matty Punani March 3, 2010

The Mary Jane Brothers. 

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).

Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

The Mary Jane Brothers. by JD (MJB) August 2, 2012

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022