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Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.
"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"
by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020
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Spill the Tea

When somebody says to "Spill the Tea", that usually means that they are about to spill some hot gossip.
Samantha: Ooh Honey SPILL THE TEA

Casey: I heard that Tracy got back with her ex that cheated on her 3 times.

Samantha: Girl, THAT IS SOME BURNING HOT TEA!!
by afooo123 November 25, 2018
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Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
"You have been tea cosied bitch!"
by obvk July 13, 2020
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Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
by Thebackground May 17, 2025
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Served tea

Always gets you on the one uppers that make you think they're smarter than you are.
by Everything Nicer July 30, 2021
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Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea
by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022
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tea fag

a tea fag is when someone is gay and name starts with T
person 1: my name is taylor and im gay
person 2:tea fag!
by ihateteaghan May 12, 2023
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