hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016

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Hood Rat nest

Somebody's hair (usually female) that is totally messed up to the point where it looks like a broken up birds nest.

That woman got a hood rat nest everytime she shows up to work!

by hardmofo June 13, 2016

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rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 19, 2017

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East end rat is the lowest of life forms. Typically works from Kansas City to Jefferson City Missouri for the Union Pacific Railroad. Usually back stabs and dings him or herself into better work or onto deadheads from work trains. Mostly work extra boards but also prevalent in pool turns.

"Damn did you hear what Thad did! How you going to screw your brothers like that! What a East End Rat!"

by NTA29 July 6, 2016

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Disgusting Sewer Rat

A disgusting sewer rat is a person that hasn't had a shower in at least a month, munches on pizza and nothing else, is shorter than 2ft and is worthless to this planet and out of 7 billion people on earth not one of them like you.

You're a fucking disgusting sewer rat, have a shower cunt!

by asdfhjkl;lkjhgfds July 23, 2018

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