National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

People of Ohio

1. We are all made of corn
2. our weather is bipolar
3. we have the best rappers
4. ohio doesn't exist
5. We believe in the bible
6.but worship Lord David herman
7. We have the most corn
8.ohio is the true area 51

People of Ohio are false

by Foreignwar March 31, 2023

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.

People are starting to get edgy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)

its national throw tall people day

by vergin January 24, 2023

Disagreeable people

"They won't do anything they don't want to do." For example, they would rather die than say things they dont want to say. They would, perhaps, refuse to leave the door open when talking to their students in private so that no one would be able to say that they were piping the grad students (You know? As a form of INSULATION FROM SCANDAL). And they would DEFINITELY not EVER acknowledge someone they didn't want to acknowledge.

Hym "But would 'Disagreeable people' lie blatantly about being Disagreeable? Perhaps.... What would it take for them to lie? Well... Maybe, JUST maybe... "How they might be conceptualized" is higher up on their hierarchy of values than the actual truth. For example, if they engaged in some sort of religious enterprise and you asked them whether or not they believe in God.... They would prioritize how they would be conceptualized for answering over the actual answer. So they wouldn't answer. Why should they? They don't want to. And THEIR will is superordinate to all others and must be preserved at all cost."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023