Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012

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Ninja

Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people

Yo, thats my ninja over there!

by FrankieDillinger September 16, 2009

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A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

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frosty ninja

A ninja covered in sperm.

You're such a frosty ninja!

by InternetRulesMatter July 4, 2016

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Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

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Ninja Creami

Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy

Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami

by TrishaMcFisha February 19, 2025

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