slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

anal monkey

a pooder,
gaylord,
a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
DALE WINTON!!

The prick is an anal monkey

by El Minge July 16, 2008

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001