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Josh Methley

Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits
Josh Methley is a twat
by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021
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Josh

Who’s Josh.
I don’t know but he is definitely the awesomest kid in class,
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh

Josh is an amazing friend. He may doubt himself sometimes, but he is so hilarious! He has a really kind personality and always is there asking how you are or listening to your problems. He tries his best to make everyone around him feel happy. Josh is a really good, caring and loyal friend.
'Wow Josh is really cool!'
by Your lovely friend :) June 15, 2022
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josh belk

someone who's very weird and loves music
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Josh

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JOSH

Josh is the best waterboy ever and he should be signed a record deal.
Jaquavis:”I’m thirsty can you call josh?”
Bullies:”No”
Jaquavis:”thanks for the help
by LigxXLigmaXxlig March 12, 2019
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