jacob

a fucking whore.

jacob: HOLA COMO ESTAS

by lydiot mclesb January 16, 2022

Jacob

He is such a nice genuine guy whom is so kind hearted and just the best caring person ever. He may get angry at u at times but that just shows his love for u. Jacob is a guy who is amazing at sex and has a very big dick. He is a good hugger kisser and friend and is just so sweet

Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that

by Mexican grass cutter July 10, 2018

Jacob West

The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience

Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”

by Iamtotallynotashark March 3, 2024

Jacob

A homosexual teenager

That Jacob kid must be gay or something

by UnicornsAreBad December 9, 2022

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles

Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice

by yeatheboys June 6, 2017

Jacob

nobody likes a jacob

person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww

by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021