jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.

Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge

by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022

Jacob

A really hot guy, massive cock, player when it comes to the ladies

“you know jacob?” “yeah that guy with the huge cock”

by Nig_gerballs12 April 3, 2023

Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

by J69696969 September 18, 2018

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

by DropTheBassEvo October 15, 2019

Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."

DAMN THATS A JACOB

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Jacob Whalen

A hot sexy dude with a big nose and sexy feet

Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter

by Anonymous 555234 January 17, 2023