lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

jack reilly

he is the most amazing lad u will ever meet. he can screw things up at times but always means the best for u. if u are with jack u are really lucly he is amazing,gorgeous,amazing body,amazing hazel eyes that when u look in them u just get lost in them and his smile can lite up a whole room and make u smile too. i made a mistake letting him go and im sorry i love u forever and always

i love you jack reilly and don't you forget that no matter what happens ill always be there for you

by randomlollypop February 13, 2013

jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

by mctoenail flop May 27, 2009

Salty Jack

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

phone jacked

To slyly take someone else's phone when they aren't looking so you can play with it.

That dude phone jacked me right there under my nose!

by Justin Frazier March 16, 2007

tongue jack

verb.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.

I tongue jacked her so hard, I lisped for three days afterward.

She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.

No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.

by SometimesDoc January 6, 2007

jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006