Captain Jack

Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist

You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack

by Hastur T. Fannon April 18, 2007

Jack Meoff

A godamn sexy name.

by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

Jack and Coke

The combination of Jack Daniels and Coka Cola. A combination of two liquids well known to fuck you up or intoxicate to an extent of memory loss.

Mike: Dat foo whas talkin dat bushitt, wha we finna do?

J-Nelly: Ima Jack and Coke dat nigguh!

by Jack and Cokin it.com March 3, 2010

lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

Salty Jack

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

by mctoenail flop May 27, 2009

jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

by rayjay April 23, 2006