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I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.
Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!
by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024
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I'm kicking my ass

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com September 15, 2020
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I'm taking everything from you

I’m taking everything from you, give me you’re phone. - alphrad
I'm taking everything from you
by • Intelligent Man • March 14, 2023
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i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019
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I'M GAY!

#### off homophobes
"I'm gay #### off homophobes"

"no #### you"
😭
Being gay means you like ppl of the same sex lol and homophobes are ppl who don't like the gays. Ppl who are gay might sat I'M GAY!
by thebaeanman April 3, 2024
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I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023
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I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.
Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here
by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021
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