When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma, on the wall
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME! I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023