Fike High School

a terrible institution in Wilson, NC which forces teens from the ages of 13-18 into what seems like a taste of hell.

(at fike high school)

Torturer: now i shall give you a list of tasks which shall be completed in 5 minutes

*students look at list and it seems to go on forever*

students: noooooooooooooooooooo!

by jaykayesss February 8, 2009

Interlake High School

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.

Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."

by IB Dead September 15, 2012

Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.

Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

by Debbie Atkins February 19, 2011

junior high school

Prison, but with puberty.

Junior high school is the watered down equivilent to Juvi.

by Megabean May 28, 2008

nottingham high school

fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.

#swampratsgay

nottingham high school is ass

by actuallyfuckingdieyouwhore January 13, 2018

Braham High School

A school where you will definitely find police reports, drugs, alcohol, and maybe an STD. If you are not a jock or a pretty girl, no one cares about you. Sometimes you have to watch a youtube video on how to do something for a class, knowing that about 87% of teachers are useless. The sports are usually really good, but beyond that, the education is trash. Braham is also a place where you can go to vape in the bathroom, or have honking battles in the school parking lot.

Sally: Should i transfer to Braham High School?
Josh: Fuck no!!

by treeman6 January 9, 2018

High-Gloss Headache

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.

Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."

by B:A:B March 14, 2011