beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.

"That math test was beef hard"

by beefhard May 20, 2019

Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

beef

a word used in place of any noun, adjective or verb.

My friend is beef.
I will go to the beefy house.(Bee-Fee)
I'm gonna go beef up my hair!

by DolanMay September 27, 2003

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

raffle beef

Normally live raffle draws are done by good look ladies but ocasionaly a hot man will do them. These are Raffle Beef. The hot guy is a beefcake but shortened to beef because the phrase has to identify he not just a normal beefcake. He also presents raffles hence the term Raffle Beef.

Wow, that guy that does the Stoked raffle live draw is a proper Raffle Beef.

by Taking The Wins February 28, 2023

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009