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Donkey

A tightly rolled joint, Taken down to the roach in one sitting.
Is it time for a Donkey?

I'm in for a donkey.
by ItsBurta March 17, 2023
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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Sea Donkey

2 definitions; a: a skipjack tuna because they fight the line stubbornly is nicknamed a sea donkey.

b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.
"Man, that 12 pound Sea Donkey took me 3 hours to reel in!" or "Make me a Sea Donkey, Bartender!"
by rewolf7 March 19, 2023
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Donkey knut

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.
by Elpeety June 18, 2024
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Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.
Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.
by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024
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Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.
That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!
by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024
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Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.
"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."
by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024
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