Peter wiseman

A STRANGE PERSON FROM THE SMALL TOWN CALLED SELKIRK COMMONLY USES THE SEX TECHNIQUE CALLED THE FIVE KNUCKLY SHUFFLE

BE CAUSIOUS AS ME MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON OTHERS

IM GOING TO DO THE PETER WISEMAN TO U

by hellopetermulvey February 4, 2024

Peter Wiseman

A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.

Oh look it's a wild Peter Wiseman!

by Twatb4g March 10, 2024

The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024

Ms Wise

A fat ugly nasty bowl cut bitch

Me - You know Ms Wise

Jordin - She a bitch

by CockGobbler900 May 30, 2024

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.

"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol

by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024

Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.

Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!

by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024