ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur Mom

A Wonderful choice of words when answering a question.

Someone: who do you like?

Y/N: ur mom

by Yoshi_905050 May 10, 2022

ur mum

a fat prick who rather enjoys eating fried chicken and laughing at other people

dsffffff wow look at ur mum

by plsssssgodieeeeeeeeeee May 11, 2022

ur mum

idk just ur mum innit

ur mum bro

by just ur mum innit May 11, 2022

Ur mom

I like trains im so famous

Ur mom: ur adopted

by Vaginaeraslay May 11, 2022

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022