Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 08, 2024

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe March 11, 2016

Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.

Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!

by Coolmofo December 23, 2019

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 03, 2014

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 03, 2014

Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

toe fungus feb

fave month

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb

by 1083’n73!; April 07, 2021