have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie

person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 31, 2022

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

comments on this post have been limited

This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.

My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.

by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023

silla-having

( a combination of the words silly and behaving), this phrase is said of small children who are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but are nonetheless engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. The hamster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silla-having troglodithe, what are you doing, you silly? bring Jerkins (the hamster) back in immediately, or he'll just get lost. Besides, i need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 2, 2012

i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!

“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021

Need it have to

When you need it and have to do it but you also have to need because when you have to need it you need it and have to like water when you need it and have to it’s like that because you need it have to thank you O

Need it have to big cat

by Kitty or D September 21, 2025