Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Act Of Cannings

Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.

"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"

by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.

Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York

by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024

Can

Can is a fair man. He is charming and can change your life. He has a good influence on women and an arrogant manner towards strange men. Many people underestimate him even though he has a lot of potential. Date Can and you will experience something completely new.

Can the best man

by Geddson November 22, 2021

You can it

The phrase “you can it” is an inspirational quote created by Norwegian music producer, radio host and 97% psychopath Anders Nilsen.

Just remember you can it!

by JalebiMC December 26, 2020

Can everyone stop fucking posting these

No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance

“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares

by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021