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National Suck Dick Day

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
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National suck a dick day 

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky
Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

The Suck and Crush 

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

Meat Suck O'Clock 

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*
Meat Suck O'Clock by BB_HQ June 9, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
Yes, tomorrow is National Suck Dick Day.

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick 

29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!
Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday