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Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005
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Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.
Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"
by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008
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you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
by mackadilly June 4, 2008
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suck my parabola

a phrase used in situations where a person finds to be frustrating- used in the same context as 'suck my dick/cock'.

most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.
person a :fuck off
person X: suck my parabola
person b: you're strange- i no longer know you
by ibstudentwooh May 21, 2009
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Suck my woomy

This is the girl version of “kiss my pingus” and can be used as a insult or in a flirty manner.
A woomy is what girls have.
Suck my woomy
Nyges!”
by AshlieKetchum May 22, 2018
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William sucks ass

a william sucks ass is a perosn named william that sucks on assholes
a william sucks ass is a perosn that eats huge assholes and somtimes penis but moslty assholes
most williams are 11 and have a brother named ryan most williams are nice and gentile jk lol
by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020
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Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka
Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly
by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022
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