dry sock

a cum sock that has been left to dry for too long

fuck man i forgot to clean my clothes, now i am gonna get a dry sock.

by sdmy name May 10, 2017

Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks

Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.

by Croc sock king May 17, 2021

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.

Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”

by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

Curry Sock

You curry in a sock for later eating.

Often done in teams of two, making a curry to store in a sock and eat out of in the future.

Fergus: "Hey Josh, you wanna come around and make a Curry Sock."
Josh: "Yeah man, I'll bring the spice."

by CurryAnonymous February 26, 2024