Punch-issed

Kissed a penus

I accidentally punch-Issed my brother

by LOLYULO June 20, 2020

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Blood Punch

When you fist a girl on her period and your hand comes out covered in period blood.

Friend 1: "I heard she is on her period, no sex for you buddy"
Friend 2" Its all good, I gave her a blood punch last night"

by Spergann December 16, 2020

donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!

I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.

by trip ships September 13, 2021

Punch Tater

Adj. The act of masturbation.

"dude I was going to punch tater almost all night, but got soft to quick ."

by 6r8ph1X October 16, 2008

Gunther punch

The act of punching someone in the trans-scrotal-rectal area. Also known as the taint. Generally followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and/or pain from the recipient.

He was being a dick, so when he went up the ladder, I gave him the good old gunther punch.

by International Barfighter April 18, 2010

Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022