Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by April 07, 2024

Call of Order

Parents word for call of duty.

Kid: No mum its call of DUTY not call of order.

by nintendo fan June 13, 2015

Social roll call

A public youth statement dedicated to the active realities in which technology incorporates in everyday society.

Social roll call plays a large part in dealing with the interconnections between millennials via media platforms.

by Nicholas Appleson December 25, 2016

Mexico is calling

Curated by Rachel the Mage and Kyara the Great, this phrase is used when a joke is simply not funny and just cringey. Very reminiscent of “the 80’s is calling they want their hair back”.

R:“You’re so chopped bro”
K: “Ok cement cheeks”
R:“Mexico is calling… girl that did not eat”

by kyarathesnake May 29, 2025

finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)

"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.

by candy handy September 20, 2009

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023