Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

muffin house

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins

I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.

by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"

Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.

by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008