Calm Your Bear

Meaning "calm down" Originally it came from the parody "The Juggernaut Bitch" where The Juggernaut tells the bearded guy, "Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit"

Some kids thought he said "Calm your beard" and then that became a catch phrase. And then this guy Vadah once while AIM'ing misspelled "beard" and typed, "Calm Your Bear", and that caught on.

And now it's all over the GoW games online and soon the streets.

"Yo Vadah, you got my $20?"
"Calm Your Bear, i'll give it to you when I want"

by RE1000 December 7, 2006

Bear Valley Blunt

A blunt that has the tobacco rolled out, eliminating the need for cutting the blunt. You then pack the weed into the blunt (cigarettes work well for packing), and walla, you have a Bear Valley Blunt. For best results, smoke it in Bear Valley, California.

Yo dude, we're in Bear Valley. Let's roll a Bear Valley Blunt (B.V.B.).

Man, that B.V.B. got me HELLA blunted.

by PurpKing February 19, 2009

Adirondack Bear Claw

When a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job.

Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)

by Captain Pussy Pirate December 31, 2010

white polar bear

A organization that orignated in the 845. Has an democratic structure such as president , vp etc.. formed to keep ghetto kids and gangs in line and to not let them take over the suburbs/ to give members power over others. Members are all over newyork Pine Bush, Bloomingburgh, Scotchtown, Walden ellenville etc and are all mainly white caucasion

the white polar bear members are beating up those ghetto kids.

by wpbpres December 24, 2010

south tweed bears

an nrl that consists of dick pics and toe sucking toes🥵

daddy do me a south tweed bears

by yeet me June 16, 2021

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

Grizzly Bear Method

A sexual maneuver that involves the male to eat salmon from the female’s puss. After all the salmon has been consumed, the male must dunk his entire cock in honey as a lubricant. He then must insert it in to the vagina. After the male climaxes, both must eat an entire bowl of berries

I was craving fish and berries and extremely horny. So, me and my girlfriend performed the Grizzly Bear Method. I am no longer hungry nor am I horny

by Virtuwill May 18, 2022