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rewarded incompetence

When there is a task or job function that you consistently screw up so the organization assigns the task to someone else, this rewarding the incompetence with lower responsibility.
Jim was responsible for printing and applying the labels to the shipping boxes, but kept putting the wrong labels on, so it is now his supervisors responsibility. Thus Jim has received rewarded incompetence with lower responsibility.
by anonymous May 19, 2024
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Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.
Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024
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predatory inconvenience

When a task is made more difficult, or monotonous, with the intent of pushing the task doer to pay for, or agree to, giving up something of value to make the task easier.
I can't believe we have to do so many calculations to complete this form, it feels as though it was designed as a predatory inconvenience.
by StewVanB December 10, 2024
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Les Incompetents

Person1: you're what the french call "les incompetents"
Person2: is that the one quote from home alone!?!?
by bonbontofu January 8, 2025
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low income white girl eyes

It's exactly what it sounds like
Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...

A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.

Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.

Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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