Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
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SOCKS

It is what it is.
Comes from the tumbler post where user sweeter-than-tea explains how SOCKS, if spelled out is "eso si que es" which means "it is what it is" in Spanish.
"I regret to have to tell you this but you are dying"
"SOCKS"
by PowerLeek October 6, 2019
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Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*
by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023
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smelly socks

the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory
we are hanging the smelly socks today
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
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Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.
Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".
by Stelathy September 7, 2021
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sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.
"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."
by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016
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