If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 05, 2024

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 08, 2017

Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.

Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.

by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 20, 2020

Pro call

When you randomly call out a professional athlete who are clearly more superior then you at the sport that you’re better than them.

Average Joe: Hey Will Gadd!
Will Gadd: yea?
Average Joe: I’m a better ice climber than you.

Will Gadd: did that guy just pro call me?

by Schluckschwein December 03, 2021

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe May 26, 2018

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking

12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU

by Jessestaff January 26, 2018