Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

FANDOM Global Block

Another reason that more children go down the sewer slide rates have been going up in the last few years.

Knmagor0024 kermited sewer slide after she received a FANDOM Global Block for pulling off an Asiana Airlines Flight 214.

by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022

worder's block

derived (stolen) from writer's block

1) when a person cannot think of a word to add to urban dictionary

i really want to be cool and add to urbandictionary.com, but i have worder's block....fuck

by enbediz April 18, 2010

Flop the Block

To cruise, or drive around the block aimlessly. Kind of like back roading, but in the city.

Hey Lyndsey, do you want to flop the block later tonight?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 5, 2020

Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle

Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.

by roman12121212 September 17, 2016

Doc blocked

To request a document from a website only to have it respond with "access denied".

I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.

by habitmelon December 28, 2010

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011