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"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017
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black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af
Wow I have a black biological daddy!
by Enemy men August 21, 2016
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Dad

I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain
by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023
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Dad's fun box

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.
by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022
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dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
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Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.
I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few
by 21babygirl July 9, 2017
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Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .
Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"
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