Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

The Dusty Baker

While getting head, grab the back of her hair as you are about to cum and blow on their face. While doing so simultaneously, grab a handful of baking powder and Antique a hoe.

Bitch got the dusty baker

by GSOBRO January 21, 2011

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Make 'n bake

after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint

dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake

by LeonSmokinHuizinga October 31, 2011