Grot blocked

When a complete grot of a person ruins your peace and happiness with their narcissistic, selfish, calculated ways

Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked

Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.

by ShannanD July 5, 2025

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011

Malice Block

In means to block a fellow user that did no harm to them with wrongful intention and to cause distress to that user on social media and furthering insulting said user on their own account in an immature manner.

Person A: Dude, I just discovered one of my friends blocked me cause I posted another picture of my fav food and I suffered a Malice Block.

Person B: All that for a picture of pizza

Person A: Yeah ikr, who gets triggered by pizza?! Lol

Person B: I saw what they said about you, it's really distasteful

Person A: Yeah, it was very harmful when they could've just DMed me personally to express how they really felt. People just not brave and 100 anymore.

Person : Tch, some friend...

by Soul-the-Mysterious May 31, 2022

bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.

DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..

by Myfeed22 February 6, 2014

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018